Boobsy Newcastle United Fan

Following the earlier Sexy 45 cake, this one had a breast enlargement.Wifey requested for larger boobs and cake to be in Newcastle United colour themes - black and white, for her Magpie-supporter husband's birthday today. Turned the Lemon Poppyseed Loaf into a chaise lounge and Miss NUFC, well....."draped" on it? When the cake was completed (1.3kg), photo was taken, I realised that I forgot to put on the red stilettos on her! So, off came part of her toes and on went the red shoes.

Sexy 45

My dearest cousin sister and I were pondering over what to surprise her girlfriend on turning 45 last weekend. We truly wanted to cheer her up and trust me, no matter what all the Sophia Lorens and Goldie Hawns of the world say about 40 being the new 30, 50 being the new 40 etc. (in SL's case 70 being the new 50??), the fact is we cannot defy gravity. Spiritually, yes. I whole heartedly agree that we are as young as we feel but physically, well.....I have some complains myself. And don't go all Oprah on me. No one ever complains about the pot-belly bloke but a muffin-top woman....I rest my case. Nonetheless, we both agreed that we should have a pin-up girl to represent us all - imaginatively. The girls love Great Bakes' infamous carrot cake and since cream cheese is dairy, there's no way I can work with the cake in advance so our sexy 45-er has to lie on the side, full frontal. The finished cake weighed about 1.5kg.

Big Birthday for a Big Boy

A huge Boob Cake for a huge Juventus fan! This 2kg brownie fudge cake was given a pair of young lass' boobies with pert pink nipples so the birthday boy can pretty much go as far as sinking his teeth in them legally!! Doubt his wife will complain when it's with these girlies...

The rightie is 'dressed' in a black and white football bikini. The colours are also the Juventus' team colour.

The leftie is modestly-covered in the Italian flag...Italy being Juventus' and the birthday boy's home country.

36-D

2 simple reasons for this 1.6kg cake: It was a dear friend's over-40th birthday (shhhh...;-) and what would an over-40 housewife want these days other than a darn good laugh on her birthday?? And, she's the most 'well-endowed' in the group...duhhh. With that, I attempted to make the infamous boob cake. I didn't want the 'girls' to look crude and distasteful since we were celebrating her birthday in a fancy restaurant... Hence, the bikini in blue - being her favourite colour. Needless to say, I had a lot of fun playing plastic surgeon with this cake!

Can you blame me for the pun?? And I just love having the beads on the bikini.

Everything is edible except for the candle and the cake board. What a mouthful!!!

Risque Cakes

New addition - 09.06.10

When it comes to risque cakes (aka naughty cakes), it's always a challenge to ensure that the whole presentation isn't crass. So, I do try my very best to be creative, yet cheeky enough to make the bride-to-be blush... don't you just love how a simple wedding vow can be so "meaningful"??


Here's another for a very small group. Such harmless cupcakes...really!!!! Just don't peek under the blankie...